I would like to begin with a special mention to my number one fan, The Google Bot, for its constantly active involvement in reading my stationary life.

But don’t you fret monsieur Google, my tiny irrelevant life has been sparked with the sad departure of a cherished musical. And I soon expect my blog’s search tags to be extended and for it to be raised in rank amongst reasonable search results – excluding baby ducks.

Recently, I took part in leading the people as the role of ‘Enjolras’ in ‘Les Miserables‘. It has been one of the most incredible experiences. Everyone involved: from the sound to the art design, the make-up to the costumes, the orchestra to my amazing director, and to my fellow companions who stood by me at the barricades, it is one of the most emotionally driven, life impacting musicals I have ever come across.

Thank-you. 

“Hello ca-is this bloody working? How do I-hel-hello?  Hello? Can anyone hear me? - I repeat: Can anyone here me? – Over…

This is Codien of delta squadron: 17Alpha reporting. I am broadcasting from sector B on all radio bands in hope of a reply. Is any one out there? Over…

Our unit was attacked by an unknown enemy target at approximately 06:25. We were unprepared – unprovoked – Hello? Can anyone hear me? Over…

We have lost all communications…and have not heard from – Hello? Hello!? We have 9 men down; 4 critically injured and 5 deceased! We need medical assistance! I repeat. Urgent medical assistance is required!

-Oh god! Oh god please no! Help!- Ther…no-Fuc- in -! Hel-… My…ame- co…n! I am br…sting f..m..tor B! We nee… “

...
Signal lost.

“YOU’RE ALL moaning in your tight constricted rooms with the walls creeping closer with every new item intricately placed; either on an over turned box next to an old lamp choking on dust, or the ever-wanting-to-be-fixed cupboard looming in the dark contours.

The curtains are closed and your pupils slowly dilate to make do with the obsolete light. Your humming computer resonates and encapsulates your mind until it hypnotises you in its foreboding presence. Your evasive mouse instinctively walks around in endless circles as your elusive eyes dart to-and-fro in front of the glowing window.

The daily routine occurs as image after image pops up. You pass through the entwined wide web that captures you everyday. But what’s this? Your eyes pass across something, something different. Its new coat of fresh paint and earthly grungy edges surprises you. Welcome: To the future.”

It seems like only yesterday i set out to create my impressive blog. But nothing really was achieved.
So, i open the red curtains, cue the sparkling lights and flashy dresses. I present the new look. The new site. The new beginning.

Welcome to:

The Inconceivable Machine of Codien

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of time being wasted. To be  honest i have been enjoying my life in the real world – and it’s amazing – but my poor little indescribable blog is left alone under dust and web virus’, being probed and scammed over by robots and criticized by fans for its lack of posts.

May i say sorry? Should i even promise for more posts in the future?

I can tell you one thing. I will be creating a new blog soon. One that will be amazing for all.

Until then….

For me, i’m reinstating my position on the internet to live out a little dream of mine to inspire and help fellow peers.

Graphically passionate to create masterpieces in every little work; A perfectionist is just one of my traits I cherish as a curse.

With the help of my new life inspired laptop i will provide the world to a small community – that ever continues to grow.

I’ve been busy with my own friends and family and have not been able to do anything for christmas on here.

Who cares…

After many many days of going over hundreds of entries i have narrowed it down to the final 45 winners.
Now in no particular order, the chosen winners.

Congratulations to:

1. Orange Tummy
2. Besi2
3. BJ
4. Poptropica Dude
5. Elaineyw
6. Speedy Dolphin
7. Alice in Wunderland
8. Golden Axe
9. Cuddly Crush
10. Erica
11. Nervous Lizard
12. Fearless Hero
13. Dizzy Penguin
14. Crazy Thunder
15. NinJotsu
16. Luc
17. Frumpus9
18. Massive Spinner
19. Messy Sword
20. Flame
21. Fast Raptor
22. Crybaby Demon Pancake
23. Quick Flame
24. Shiny Mosquito
25. Fast Shadow
26. Hocus Pocus
27. ZippyFish4
28. Coby
29. Serious Tiger
30. Hyper Bubbles
31. Tomzilla
32. Llama Lover
33. Seth Bobitator
34. Friendly Beetle
35. Cmillem
36. Messy Icicle
37. Sana
38. Hypersky
39. Jelly09
40. Big Cloud
41. Drewjh22
42. Red Fang
43. Monster_Man
44. Abigail Nurse
45. (And i obviously skipped a number when i was choosing winners. Seems like its just 44 then, whoops!

Congratulations to our fabulous winners there ideas were certainly crazy. You each receive your very own beard for your Poptropican. I have sent you all an email to the address you provided in your entry. The quicker you reply the quicker you get your prize.

Thank-you to all the people that entered. You all did have crazy ideas but only some really stood out.

Spray those beards on!

To celebrate Thanksgiving Day, Runescape is releasing cryptic clues everyday for the next 4 days to guide you to the new Thanksgiving reward and emote.
This event is quite different to the usually turkey massacring, this time you must use your bird brains and wits to decipher the clues created by the brilliant Jagex team.

The problem is sometimes our brains just don’t work as much as we would like them too, and working out that final piece of the clue could become an agitating job.

This is where Codien comes in, with a golden lantern and the brain of a mastermind he will guide you through the clues to bring you to glory.

NOTE: It’s always easier if you find a friend to do the quest with you. You can share items and make the process alot quicker.

Lets begin the Cryptic Clue Fest.

Cryptic Clue Fest – Day 1

[Coming Soon]

Cryptic Clue Fest – Day 2

Starting from where Day 1 left off, you should be at Lumbridge. From Lumbridge you can get all the items needed.
Remember the beggar told you the next contact was next to the wildernes in a bar, and had something to do with a pig.

The next person is a Bartender at the Jolly Boar bar. The bar is located North-East of Varrock and next to the Lumber Yard.

The items to bring are:

• 2x Buckets of Milk*
• 227 GP
• 4x Hammers**
• 7x Fishing Bait***

*Buckets can be bought from the general store in Lumbridge, you can fill them with milk from the Dairy Cow in the cow paddock North-East of Lumbridge.

**You can buy hammers from the Lumbridge general store.

**Fishing bait can be bought from the fish store north of Lumbridges’ general store.

Cryptic Clue Fest – Day 3

Starting from where Day 2 clue left us (The Jolly Boar), make your way to the center of Varrock.
Remember the Bartender politely told you the next contact will be  in Falador, west of the white castle.

This next person is Herquin, a gem seller west of the White Knights’ Castle.

The items to bring are:

• 6x Red Spiders’ Eggs*
• 200 GP
• 3x Jugs of Water**

*Red Spiders’ Eggs can be either bought at the Grand Exchange in Varrock or you can find them in the underground dungeon East of Varrock Castle. It can be accessed via a porthole.

**You can purchase Jugs from a general store in Falador. Next door to the general store is a water pump, fill your Jugs up there.

Cryptic Clue Fest – Day 4 : Part 1

Starting from where clue 3 left us we should be in Falador. Remember Herquin said the next contact was somewhere involving solar spectaculars and the ground is granular. This location is obviously in Al-Kharid.

The next person is Faruq, he is a store seller north of Al-kahrid located next to the silk seller.

The items to bring are:

• 10x Air Runes
• 7x Cabbages*
• 3x Small Fishing Nets**

*Cabbages can be found on a farm located between Falador and Lumbridge.

**Small fishing nets can be purchased from the Lumbridge fish store located north of the general store.

Cryptic Clue Fest – Day 4 : Part 2

The last clue given by Faruq is a real mind bender. If you finally work it out you will realize he’s talking about the starting point Lumbridge.

The next person is Roddeck who gives players advice, located west of Lumbridges’ castle gates.

The items to bring are:

• 234 GP
• 3x Eggs*
• 8x Chisels*

*All the items needed can be bought at the Lumbridge general store.

Once you have completed the quest you will be rewarded. I’ll keep the reward a surprise though.

Good Luck.

Sponsored by the PHB

Styling of hair has been a big thing in Poptropica for the past years. But as of yet the creation of a beard has not been a hit. Whether its pre-pubescent children just can’t manage to sprout a few hairs on the chin or 8 – 15 year olds can’t even get the option to customize those golden bearded curls.

This will all change due to the new product by Codien called ‘Spray on Beard’. A beard in a can, how remarkable, just point cans nozzle towards ones desired area and press down firmly. Instant beard.
A quality product tested by profound scientists, they all agree  it’s safe to use.

Here’s what a random tester thought, “The perfect thing i need for my Poptropican. It’s Great”.

By now you’re probably thinking:

Where can i find this product?

Unfortunately this product has not been shipped into the Poptropica Store yet which leaves supplies slightly small. I only managed to make 30 cans of this magic stuff and have decided to use it wisely by giving it to the public to try.

To get your very own beard you must write in the comments your idea of the wackiest beard. Only 30 of the best will be chosen. Remember to leave your email so i can respond to you.

There are only 30 beards to get so get spraying!
Contest closes December 3rd.

[Contest Closed]

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[UPDATE : 11/29]

The Contest has now been extended to the December 11th. Because of this extra time i managed to make 15 more cans.

Now we have 45 to give away!

[UPDATE : 12/12]

Contest has been closed with over 300 entries. Who will win? Find out in only 7 days!

I will be finishing some animation projects and some drawings.

I am currently redesigning The Simple CS:S Hack shown in the post below.

The new set of Poptropica Headers are soon to be complete.

And i’m getting a job to buy a PS3!

So much to do. SO MUCH TIME!